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- Know Thy Enemy – Judaism February 21st, 2012 (2)
- What it REALLY Means to Be an Atheist February 16th, 2012 (5)
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- "Tastes Just Like Jewish Sin" February 12th, 2012 (6)
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BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!!

Posted February 22, 2012 by Brother Woody

Crazy megachurch evangelist preachers are amongst the most hilarious homo sapiens . This guy has been watching way too much Flintstones while reading his bible, I guess it makes sense to meld the two stories. All of us know the dangers of faith healing, its just about as effective as wishful thinking. Watch this guy [...]

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Know Thy Enemy – Judaism

Posted February 21, 2012 by Brother Kramer

A religion, a race of people, an enigma, these are all terms applied to the Jewish. They all work when applied to this interesting band of people, who though small in number have contributed much to the world. They have made their presence known for 5772 years according to their calendar. They date themselves back [...]

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Masturbation and Social Issues

Posted February 20, 2012 by Sister Mary Motherfucker

Dear Lonely and Broke. If you are skilled at being lonely, being broke and compulsive masturbation you should join the priesthood! Those are the top job requirements other than a supernatural ability to suspend your sense of disbelief in the face of radically absurd bullshit. The rewards are many, including free meals and all the [...]

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Feeding kids to the wolves

Posted February 19, 2012 by Reverend Duncan

Talk about putting a wolf in charge of protecting the chickens! What other organizations get to police and enforce laws amongst themselves? According to this article more than 14,000 people have received abuse settlements in Ireland exceeding $1.6 billion! And, to make matters worse those payouts have primarily come from tax dollars instead of [...]

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Killer Phone Apps For Christ

Posted February 18, 2012 by Sister Bia

I love technology, and always have. When I was younger a trip to Radio Shack ranked somewhere above going to the movies and below getting a new Lego set for Christmas. Many of my formative years were spent dissecting abandoned appliances and tinkering with whatever new gadget I could convince my father to purchase. However [...]

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Classic Christian Meltdown!!!!

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Classic Christian Meltdown!!!!

Posted February 17, 2012 by Brother Woody

It seems many religious people like to make noise. Our subject is no exception. While in a coffee house, this woman demonstrates how incoherent, racist, violent and absolutely hilarious our religious friends can be. If only I could be so lucky to experience this. Enjoy!

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What it REALLY Means to Be an Atheist

Posted February 16, 2012 by Brother David

I don’t claim to know an over-arching “Meaning of Life”, but I do operate under the understanding that life should not be lived under the pretense that it is simply a “test” propagated by an invisible, intangible, Creator-God. And it should not be spent identifying with religious traditions and organized groups that, historically, have been [...]

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Real Scientist Makes Deepak Chopra Look Like an Asshole

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Real Scientist Makes Deepak Chopra Look Like an Asshole

Posted February 15, 2012 by Brother Woody

There are very few people I despise more than Deepak Chopra. He convinces his impressionable followers of pseudoscience and makes millions in the process. Cal-Tech theoretical physicist professor Leonard Mlodinow just so happens to be in the audience and brings the crowd back to reality.

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Know thy Enemy – Pentecostals

Posted February 14, 2012 by Brother Kramer

Pentecostals are perhaps the most entertaining and most unusual sects among many other weird Christian groups. Look under the Big Top for a glimpse of their freak show. You’ll often see them hold services in circus tents, which couldn’t be more appropriate. Pentecostals and the pick-up trucks they arrive in, encompass many variations, or better [...]

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Ask Sister Mary Motherfucker!

Posted February 13, 2012 by Reverend Duncan

Sisters and Brothers! For those times when “Dear Abby” just ain’t gonna cut it, I give you Sister Mary Motherfucker! She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit. With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit. She loves the lord and she loves altar boys. Judging and punishing are just a few of her joys. [...]

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