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Crazy megachurch evangelist preachers are amongst the most hilarious homo sapiens . This guy has been watching way too much Flintstones while reading his bible, I guess it makes sense to meld the two stories. All of us know the dangers of faith healing, its just about as effective as wishful thinking. Watch this guy [...]
A religion, a race of people, an enigma, these are all terms applied to the Jewish. They all work when applied to this interesting band of people, who though small in number have contributed much to the world. They have made their presence known for 5772 years according to their calendar. They date themselves back [...]
Dear Lonely and Broke. If you are skilled at being lonely, being broke and compulsive masturbation you should join the priesthood! Those are the top job requirements other than a supernatural ability to suspend your sense of disbelief in the face of radically absurd bullshit. The rewards are many, including free meals and all the [...]
Talk about putting a wolf in charge of protecting the chickens! What other organizations get to police and enforce laws amongst themselves? According to this article more than 14,000 people have received abuse settlements in Ireland exceeding $1.6 billion! And, to make matters worse those payouts have primarily come from tax dollars instead of [...]
I love technology, and always have. When I was younger a trip to Radio Shack ranked somewhere above going to the movies and below getting a new Lego set for Christmas. Many of my formative years were spent dissecting abandoned appliances and tinkering with whatever new gadget I could convince my father to purchase. However [...]
It seems many religious people like to make noise. Our subject is no exception. While in a coffee house, this woman demonstrates how incoherent, racist, violent and absolutely hilarious our religious friends can be. If only I could be so lucky to experience this. Enjoy!
I don’t claim to know an over-arching “Meaning of Life”, but I do operate under the understanding that life should not be lived under the pretense that it is simply a “test” propagated by an invisible, intangible, Creator-God. And it should not be spent identifying with religious traditions and organized groups that, historically, have been [...]
There are very few people I despise more than Deepak Chopra. He convinces his impressionable followers of pseudoscience and makes millions in the process. Cal-Tech theoretical physicist professor Leonard Mlodinow just so happens to be in the audience and brings the crowd back to reality.
Pentecostals are perhaps the most entertaining and most unusual sects among many other weird Christian groups. Look under the Big Top for a glimpse of their freak show. You’ll often see them hold services in circus tents, which couldn’t be more appropriate. Pentecostals and the pick-up trucks they arrive in, encompass many variations, or better [...]
Sisters and Brothers! For those times when “Dear Abby” just ain’t gonna cut it, I give you Sister Mary Motherfucker! She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit. With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit. She loves the lord and she loves altar boys. Judging and punishing are just a few of her joys. [...]
{ Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM
{ Dear Lord, May you exist, and really be pissed about all the things done in your name, and cast the religious into the darkest pit... } – Feb 19, 3:56 PM
{ Dear God, Please let me win the lotto so I may buy the land behind my house before they build another church on my street. } – Feb 19, 2:16 PM
{ So, does this mean if I don't donate my prayers don't get answered?! Son of a bitch! No wonder Catholoshitsm didn't work for me! If... } – Feb 19, 11:25 AM
{ Dear God, Would you mind sending your daughter next time? Your son, handsome as he was, just doesn't do it for me, you know, down... } – Feb 18, 9:49 PM
{ Oh Lord, please help me get it up. I consumed too much of thine produce of the barley. My cup runneth over, but thy dick... } – Feb 17, 2:42 PM
{ Oh Lord, please reveal your son's secret to six pack abs. Amen. } – Feb 16, 2:24 PM
{ Hey God, it's Job. Remember me? I've been reincarnated. It turns out the Hindus are onto something. Anyways, I found a book called The Bible... } – Feb 12, 10:36 PM { Please lord, give me a sense of peace. I really need it! } – Feb 12, 10:18 PM
{ God, grant me the wisdom to add a photo to my profile on godswillministries.com, the serenity to not backhand fundies, and the power to hump... } – Feb 10, 2:25 PM