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		<title>Comment on BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!! by Celcus</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/bam-bam-bam-bam-bam/comment-page-1/#comment-99</link>
		<dc:creator>Celcus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I wonder what she felt like the day after? That&#039;s where the rubber leaves the road. And how &quot;healing&quot; is a &quot;BAM?&quot; I recall when Adam West was batman, BAM along with BIFF was what happened to bad guys. This guy would likely say he was hitting the demon, but we all know what that means. 

More hocus pocus for the gullible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I wonder what she felt like the day after? That&#8217;s where the rubber leaves the road. And how &#8220;healing&#8221; is a &#8220;BAM?&#8221; I recall when Adam West was batman, BAM along with BIFF was what happened to bad guys. This guy would likely say he was hitting the demon, but we all know what that means. </p>
<p>More hocus pocus for the gullible.</p>
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		<title>Comment on BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!! by Suade</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/bam-bam-bam-bam-bam/comment-page-1/#comment-98</link>
		<dc:creator>Suade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love the science behind church healing. Your brain goes into this weird state similar to taking a hit of meth! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! heres your fix.. BAM!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the science behind church healing. Your brain goes into this weird state similar to taking a hit of meth! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! heres your fix.. BAM!</p>
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		<title>Comment on BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!! by JJ'S</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/bam-bam-bam-bam-bam/comment-page-1/#comment-97</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ'S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That Bam Bam Bam stuff is really the ultimate for mental and physical orgasm!!!! Look at that BAM BAM video on your screen and masturbate......the sperm will ejaculate madly through your ears, your nose, your eyes and even your mouth and will splash onto the screen and the bam bam guy.....YOU WILL VEVER FORGET !!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That Bam Bam Bam stuff is really the ultimate for mental and physical orgasm!!!! Look at that BAM BAM video on your screen and masturbate&#8230;&#8230;the sperm will ejaculate madly through your ears, your nose, your eyes and even your mouth and will splash onto the screen and the bam bam guy&#8230;..YOU WILL VEVER FORGET !!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Know Thy Enemy &#8211; Judaism by Ellenita deMuerte</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/know-thy-enemy-judaism/comment-page-1/#comment-96</link>
		<dc:creator>Ellenita deMuerte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a &quot;lapsed&quot; Jehudi, I have to say that Brother Kramer is right on. However, he failed to mention that there are 2 distinct groups of Jews... Ashkenazi (those of Eastern European origin)  &amp; Sephardic (Those of Mediterranean, African &amp; Spanish origin) . My Ashkenazi bretheren invented chicken soup &amp; corned beef on rye (as well as NY deli&#039;s, Hollywood &amp; international banking). Just wanted to clarify for all of the &quot;goyim&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a &#8220;lapsed&#8221; Jehudi, I have to say that Brother Kramer is right on. However, he failed to mention that there are 2 distinct groups of Jews&#8230; Ashkenazi (those of Eastern European origin)  &amp; Sephardic (Those of Mediterranean, African &amp; Spanish origin) . My Ashkenazi bretheren invented chicken soup &amp; corned beef on rye (as well as NY deli&#8217;s, Hollywood &amp; international banking). Just wanted to clarify for all of the &#8220;goyim&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Know Thy Enemy &#8211; Judaism by Snoop</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/know-thy-enemy-judaism/comment-page-1/#comment-95</link>
		<dc:creator>Snoop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll say this for the Jews - despite being the inventors (or, more likely, inheritors and practical simplifiers) of monotheism, the world&#039;s most dangerous strain of religion, they still come off as far more sympathetic than the Christians or Muslims. In the old days, at least, they didn&#039;t go out of their way to proselytize or be obnoxious. It was the Christians&#039; refusal to live and let live that resulted in all the nastiness that is still ongoing today. 

That being said, the Jews didn&#039;t really do themselves any favors by being so uncompromising and unyielding with their faith, to the point of sometimes seeming very arrogant (&quot;the chosen people of God&quot;, etc.). This very attitude was the one that Christians seized on to promote two millenia of rabid anti-Semitism. Instead of simply compromising with the Christians and slowly blending in with them to avoid these violent confrontations, they instead chose the role of the heroic, isolated outsider. It&#039;s this role that got them caught up in the Holocaust, and at the center of the current never ending Middle East disaster. 

On top of it all, the modern state of Israel has become the Tiger Beat pinup idol of the Fundamentalist Right, which doesn&#039;t bode well. Still, I consider the Jews much less of an &quot;enemy&quot;, and hold them overall in far less contempt, than I do the other two monotheist doctrines.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll say this for the Jews &#8211; despite being the inventors (or, more likely, inheritors and practical simplifiers) of monotheism, the world&#8217;s most dangerous strain of religion, they still come off as far more sympathetic than the Christians or Muslims. In the old days, at least, they didn&#8217;t go out of their way to proselytize or be obnoxious. It was the Christians&#8217; refusal to live and let live that resulted in all the nastiness that is still ongoing today. </p>
<p>That being said, the Jews didn&#8217;t really do themselves any favors by being so uncompromising and unyielding with their faith, to the point of sometimes seeming very arrogant (&#8220;the chosen people of God&#8221;, etc.). This very attitude was the one that Christians seized on to promote two millenia of rabid anti-Semitism. Instead of simply compromising with the Christians and slowly blending in with them to avoid these violent confrontations, they instead chose the role of the heroic, isolated outsider. It&#8217;s this role that got them caught up in the Holocaust, and at the center of the current never ending Middle East disaster. </p>
<p>On top of it all, the modern state of Israel has become the Tiger Beat pinup idol of the Fundamentalist Right, which doesn&#8217;t bode well. Still, I consider the Jews much less of an &#8220;enemy&#8221;, and hold them overall in far less contempt, than I do the other two monotheist doctrines.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Classic Christian Meltdown!!!! by Cat Ranch Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cat Ranch Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 01:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ow, the stupid ... it hurts!!!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Wailing Wall by Dear God</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/wailing-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-93</link>
		<dc:creator>Dear God</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning.  I know YOU didn&#039;t make them, so what the hell are they? You only made the Milky Way, so there shouldn&#039;t be any extraterrestrial life.  Please use our holy government officials to explain to me that the floating, sporadically-moving objects are merely weather balloons or aircraft in the middle of the country.
Here&#039;s one dollar, God.  Go buy yourself a Snickers bar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning.  I know YOU didn&#8217;t make them, so what the hell are they? You only made the Milky Way, so there shouldn&#8217;t be any extraterrestrial life.  Please use our holy government officials to explain to me that the floating, sporadically-moving objects are merely weather balloons or aircraft in the middle of the country.<br />
Here&#8217;s one dollar, God.  Go buy yourself a Snickers bar.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Feeding kids to the wolves by Sister Bia</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/feeding-kids-to-the-wolves/comment-page-1/#comment-92</link>
		<dc:creator>Sister Bia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 03:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is why church and state have to be completely seperate. Either way we should be taxing the shit out of religious institutions.

Seriously, let&#039;s get litigious people. Sue these bastards into the dust from which they came.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is why church and state have to be completely seperate. Either way we should be taxing the shit out of religious institutions.</p>
<p>Seriously, let&#8217;s get litigious people. Sue these bastards into the dust from which they came.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Feeding kids to the wolves by Blue Ghost</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/feeding-kids-to-the-wolves/comment-page-1/#comment-91</link>
		<dc:creator>Blue Ghost</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 03:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Roman Catholic church has issues.</description>
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		<title>Comment on Wailing Wall by The Irreverent Reverend Ring</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/wailing-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-90</link>
		<dc:creator>The Irreverent Reverend Ring</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Lord,

May you exist, and really be pissed about all the things done in your name, and cast the religious into the darkest pit of hell, while elevating to heaven those who used the gifts of rationality you gave them. For that would be some Holy Irony. 

Amen</description>
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<p>May you exist, and really be pissed about all the things done in your name, and cast the religious into the darkest pit of hell, while elevating to heaven those who used the gifts of rationality you gave them. For that would be some Holy Irony. </p>
<p>Amen</p>
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		<title>Comment on Wailing Wall by Jim Save</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/wailing-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-89</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim Save</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear God,

    Please let me win the lotto so I may buy the land behind my house before they build another church on my street.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear God,</p>
<p>    Please let me win the lotto so I may buy the land behind my house before they build another church on my street.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Wailing Wall by Ann Atheist</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/wailing-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-88</link>
		<dc:creator>Ann Atheist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 19:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, does this mean if I don&#039;t donate my prayers don&#039;t get answered?! Son of a bitch! No wonder Catholoshitsm didn&#039;t work for me! If I&#039;d have known I had to donate, I could&#039;ve been a millionaire superstar CEO celebrity by now! Sorry about that Father Shamon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, does this mean if I don&#8217;t donate my prayers don&#8217;t get answered?! Son of a bitch! No wonder Catholoshitsm didn&#8217;t work for me! If I&#8217;d have known I had to donate, I could&#8217;ve been a millionaire superstar CEO celebrity by now! Sorry about that Father Shamon!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Wailing Wall by Sister Bia</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/wailing-wall/comment-page-1/#comment-87</link>
		<dc:creator>Sister Bia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear God,

Would you mind sending your daughter next time? Your son, handsome as he was, just doesn&#039;t do it for me, you know, down there...</description>
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<p>Would you mind sending your daughter next time? Your son, handsome as he was, just doesn&#8217;t do it for me, you know, down there&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on What it REALLY Means to Be an Atheist by holojojo</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/02/what-it-really-means-to-be-an-atheist/comment-page-1/#comment-86</link>
		<dc:creator>holojojo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was a pleasure to read, thank you. I like Marcus Aurelius very much, and that was a well-selected quote. Live a good life. Most societies have rough guidelines of what&#039;s acceptable and what&#039;s required of us, what&#039;s wrong and what&#039;s right. They&#039;re not all the same, and some are &quot;righter&quot; than others still, but if you just take out the deity they generally boil down to similar basic principles. A Theocracy can never be &quot;right&quot; imo; a theocracy has repression of minorities and non-believers built right into the system from the beginning.

Most humans don&#039;t have the time or the inclination to be philosophers, it&#039;s still too hard staying alive for a shameful percentage of us; we have to get by with the principles we acquire along the way and the thoughts of people like you if we don&#039;t agree with the &quot;national religion&quot;. I think myself very lucky, statistically, to have the freedom to choose my religion or lack of; I&#039;d be almost as worried living in some parts of the US as I would in Iran, frankly.

I find it almost impossible, as more and more images of this vast, beautiful universe come streaming back from orbiting satellites and new, better telescopes, the majesty of galaxies and nebulae so far away in space and time, the extra-solar planets that are appearing almost daily, to really comprehend that there are some people who think it was all created just for them. All this, all these wonders and possibilities that science is beginning to hint at. What stunning arrogance! 

Thanks again for a great article, I look forward to reading more. There&#039;s so much noise from (excuse me) bigots and morons salivating over the thought of other people going to Hell during elections, you can&#039;t turn on the TV without hearing some oily Evangelical Xtian saying things so ignorant and outrageous that I can&#039;t believe they&#039;ve been let out without a Minder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was a pleasure to read, thank you. I like Marcus Aurelius very much, and that was a well-selected quote. Live a good life. Most societies have rough guidelines of what&#8217;s acceptable and what&#8217;s required of us, what&#8217;s wrong and what&#8217;s right. They&#8217;re not all the same, and some are &#8220;righter&#8221; than others still, but if you just take out the deity they generally boil down to similar basic principles. A Theocracy can never be &#8220;right&#8221; imo; a theocracy has repression of minorities and non-believers built right into the system from the beginning.</p>
<p>Most humans don&#8217;t have the time or the inclination to be philosophers, it&#8217;s still too hard staying alive for a shameful percentage of us; we have to get by with the principles we acquire along the way and the thoughts of people like you if we don&#8217;t agree with the &#8220;national religion&#8221;. I think myself very lucky, statistically, to have the freedom to choose my religion or lack of; I&#8217;d be almost as worried living in some parts of the US as I would in Iran, frankly.</p>
<p>I find it almost impossible, as more and more images of this vast, beautiful universe come streaming back from orbiting satellites and new, better telescopes, the majesty of galaxies and nebulae so far away in space and time, the extra-solar planets that are appearing almost daily, to really comprehend that there are some people who think it was all created just for them. All this, all these wonders and possibilities that science is beginning to hint at. What stunning arrogance! </p>
<p>Thanks again for a great article, I look forward to reading more. There&#8217;s so much noise from (excuse me) bigots and morons salivating over the thought of other people going to Hell during elections, you can&#8217;t turn on the TV without hearing some oily Evangelical Xtian saying things so ignorant and outrageous that I can&#8217;t believe they&#8217;ve been let out without a Minder.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Wailing Wall by Brother Razi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brother Razi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Lord, please help me get it up.  I consumed too much of thine produce of the barley.  My cup runneth over, but thy dick rouseth not.  May ye also protect my fellow heathens from the scourge of Whiskey Dick or Wine Clam.  Provideth tumescence to thine childrens&#039; phalluses and clitorises.  With this I beseech thee through thine son, the undead risen Lord, the waterskier who requireth no skiis, the Middle-Eastern David Blaine who performs magic tricks, thy son - Zombie-Christ.  Amen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Lord, please help me get it up.  I consumed too much of thine produce of the barley.  My cup runneth over, but thy dick rouseth not.  May ye also protect my fellow heathens from the scourge of Whiskey Dick or Wine Clam.  Provideth tumescence to thine childrens&#8217; phalluses and clitorises.  With this I beseech thee through thine son, the undead risen Lord, the waterskier who requireth no skiis, the Middle-Eastern David Blaine who performs magic tricks, thy son &#8211; Zombie-Christ.  Amen.</p>
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		<title>Comment on What it REALLY Means to Be an Atheist by Holly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 22:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Beautiful, as always</description>
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		<title>Comment on God didn&#8217;t use a condom, why should you? by Amanda</title>
		<link>http://godswillchurch.com/2012/01/god-didnt-use-a-condom-why-should-you/comment-page-1/#comment-83</link>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha Hilarious!</description>
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		<title>Comment on What it REALLY Means to Be an Atheist by Amanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love it!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Classic Christian Meltdown!!!! by vodka slut</title>
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		<dc:creator>vodka slut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the name of jebus ...she got many screws loose! lol!</description>
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		<title>Comment on God and Happy Endings by vodka slut</title>
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		<dc:creator>vodka slut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could never massage or give someone a massage without a happy ending. There-fore father I will continue to do so, and not pursue a career in Massage Theripy. Amen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could never massage or give someone a massage without a happy ending. There-fore father I will continue to do so, and not pursue a career in Massage Theripy. Amen</p>
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