My namesake was right: these Christians really are dumb as turds. Yes, he said that. He said that their evangelical efforts were aimed at the emotional and intellectually vulnerable, and here today we see that they are no different. It seems that Richard Land, the head of the Southern Baptist Convention’s Ethics and Religious Liberty [...]

Check it out!  In our continuing effort to support the anti-theist community, Godswill Ministries has new products in our store in our Not Of Rational Thought line.  All proceeds from the sale of these products goes to help keep the ministry running. So far we have shirts, hats and stickers that help you to express your [...]

If you hear a Religious Reichie claim they are family oriented, tell them “bullshit.” On the 700 Club recently, the show hosted by Pat “Uncle Chuckles” Robertson, Unc put his best “family first” foot forward. Now, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if the e-mails they read on the air are completely fabricated. Wouldn’t surprise [...]

Modern-day Catholic crusader and candidate for POTUS, Rick Santorum, has decided that no longer is he content to simply push for a policy of denying women responsibility for their own reproductive choices. He is no longer satisfied with squashing gay rights and equating their entirely personal sexual choices with child rape and bestiality. He is [...]

Godswill Ministries has just officially released the DeReligulator!  Now anyone can quickly, easily and permanently renounce all religious ties with a few simple clicks of the mouse!    You can sever all connections to religion for yourself or for someone you care about.  Make sure you visit our site and “like” the DeReligulator so that everyone can [...]

Godswill Ministries is launching a line of apparel and products!  These will allow free-thinkers everywhere to proudly show that we don’t buy into the bullshit and we won’t bow in reverence to the most destructive influence mankind has ever known! Not Of Rational Thought™, NORT™  and Religion Is Superstition™ are the theme of the upcoming kick ass [...]

It’s finally here!  The Godswill Ministries Ordain-O-Matic is up and ready to fulfill your dreams of being an official member of the clergy!   Sign up today and start officiating the superstitious ceremonies of your choice! You can see it here: http://godswillchurch.com/ordain/

Sisters and Brothers!  For those times when “Dear Abby” just ain’t gonna cut it, I give you Sister Mary Motherfucker! She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit. With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit. She loves the lord and she loves altar boys. Judging and punishing are just a few of her joys. [...]

Brothers and Sisters!  I take seriously my obligation to the fictional god and his desires for our ministry.  One of those desires is that we provide the ultimate safe haven for those needing to escape the absurdity of a world run by religious nitwits.   In our continuing efforts to expand the usefulness of GodswillChurch.com we’ve added [...]

Brothers and Sisters!  If you have wanted a place to post your magical wishes (prayers) where they are most likely to be received by god, your prayers have been answered! I give you, the Wailing Wall!   You can post a prayer for free, or you can make a donation to the church to make [...]