Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!
Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!
And the next installment of our Golden Facebook Oldies – The Pocket Altar Boy!
Another stroll down memory lane with early Godswill Ministries Facebook posts.
In an effort to keep true to our roots, I wanted to share some of our early godswill Facebook posts with our newest Brothers and Sisters.
So, I went to visit my favorite massage place to have a really cute asian woman walk on my back for a while. That shit hurts, but in a good way. As I’m laying there I’m praying to the fictitious god that this will be the time that she’ll be inspired to throw [...]
On a long motorcycle ride today I found myself wondering about the true nature of man versus the puritanical notions of most religions. So much of what our societies are conditioned with is based on largely unquestioned beliefs of what is right and wrong that have been instilled through religious teachings in one form [...]
As I sat in a deep, scotch induced meditation the fictitious god spoke unto me. “Reverend Duncan” HE said “You shalt go forth and create a new website such that thou congregation can have an official place of non-worship. They deservith this as they are the smartest and best looking amongst all of my creations.” [...]
{ Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM
{ Dear Lord, May you exist, and really be pissed about all the things done in your name, and cast the religious into the darkest pit... } – Feb 19, 3:56 PM
{ Dear God, Please let me win the lotto so I may buy the land behind my house before they build another church on my street. } – Feb 19, 2:16 PM
{ So, does this mean if I don't donate my prayers don't get answered?! Son of a bitch! No wonder Catholoshitsm didn't work for me! If... } – Feb 19, 11:25 AM
{ Dear God, Would you mind sending your daughter next time? Your son, handsome as he was, just doesn't do it for me, you know, down... } – Feb 18, 9:49 PM
{ Oh Lord, please help me get it up. I consumed too much of thine produce of the barley. My cup runneth over, but thy dick... } – Feb 17, 2:42 PM
{ Oh Lord, please reveal your son's secret to six pack abs. Amen. } – Feb 16, 2:24 PM
{ Hey God, it's Job. Remember me? I've been reincarnated. It turns out the Hindus are onto something. Anyways, I found a book called The Bible... } – Feb 12, 10:36 PM { Please lord, give me a sense of peace. I really need it! } – Feb 12, 10:18 PM
{ God, grant me the wisdom to add a photo to my profile on godswillministries.com, the serenity to not backhand fundies, and the power to hump... } – Feb 10, 2:25 PM