Brother Bad Chad, as I’m affectionately known amongst the congregation, is a seriously bad mother&^%*er. I aspire to one day take over the throne of the fictitious Satan and assume control of his minions by putting a stomping on his bitch ass and making lamb chops of his goat legs. I will then proceed to unleash hell on earth and take this mother%$#er over!! Until then, as the good Reverend Duncan deemed me the official muscle of Godswill Ministries, I spend my days honing my wit to a razor sharp edge, ready at any given moment to give anyone who threatens the un-sanctity of our un-blessed congregation a mighty text and/or tongue lashing. For the likes of the “butthurt” I doth bring has never been seen since the fictional god himself forged thy mighty Jackhammer Jesus in the fires of hell.

David G. McAfee is a journalist and author of Disproving Christianity and Other Secular Writings. He has a BA in Religious Studies from UCSB and he can be contacted at David@DavidGMcAfee.com.

Disproving Christianity and other Secular Writings

Brother Judas is a big homo and a founding member of NAMBLA.

Brother Kramer was born in a brothel, sprung forth from the loins of a jackal.
He dines on the souls of child molesting priests and shits out pentecostals.

Brother Kramer is a wild man, not to be trifled with. Amen!

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Muhammad ibn Zakariya al-Razi – while Catholic priests love to buttfuck little altar boys, I prefer goats and other desert herding animals.  My favorite hobbies are spousal abuse (Qu’ran 4:34) and marrying 6 year old girls named Aisha then fucking them when they turn 9 years old like the Prophet Muhammad (Piss Be Upon him) did (hadith of al-Bukhari, volume 5, book 58, number 234).

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I also like washing my balls with an odd number of rocks as the hadiths in the Book of Wudu command (hadith of al-Bukhari, volume 1, book 4, number 142) – if you wash it more than once it’s masturbation – and I am an expert masturbator (most Muslim men are).  I also like calling out people who fart in Mosque.  It is a Hadath-Asghar (minor ritual impurity), and one must leave salat (prayer) to ritually cleanse himself before praying again (hadith of al-Bukhari, volume 1, book 4, number 176).  I one day aspire to strap a bomb to myself, until then I’ll just jack off to violent images of women being treated like shit, did I mention I’m an expert masturbator?

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The good lord has made me an atheist who can use the power of satire and questionable wit to illuminate the absurdities of the religious. We strive to educate with both fact and humor.

Born in the Bible Belt, raised in the Heartland, Sister Bia is an artist, author, and philosopher living in Oklahoma. She was a founding member of the Church Of Corporeal Supremacy, and is currently the Head Bitch OF SODOM.

Known by many labels, Transgenderist, Transhumanist, and Technophile, just to name a few, Sister Bia proudly puts the T in T-Girl. Most of her time is spent opposing binaries and questioning conventional thinking. You can read her blog or email her via biadellastone@gmail.com.

She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit.

With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit.

She curses like a sailor, she can kill with her stare.

Go ahead, ask her for advice.. if you dare!

Sister Xine is an Atheist that was raised Mormon. Being repressed and guilty for half of her life really kind of ticked her off. Now she voices her opinion against religion and its negative impact in constructive and sometimes comedic ways for all to enjoy and sometimes become enraged over.

An ordained Reverend in the Church of the Apathetic Agnostic, he roams the countryside half-heartedly preaching his message of man on man love, and not giving a shit about where we came from or where we’re going.