Brother Bad Chad, as I’m affectionately known amongst the congregation, is a seriously bad mother&^%*er. I aspire to one day take over the throne of the fictitious Satan and assume control of his minions by putting a stomping on his bitch ass and making lamb chops of his goat legs. I will then proceed to unleash hell on earth and take this mother%$#er over!! Until then, as the good Reverend Duncan deemed me the official muscle of Godswill Ministries, I spend my days honing my wit to a razor sharp edge, ready at any given moment to give anyone who threatens the un-sanctity of our un-blessed congregation a mighty text and/or tongue lashing. For the likes of the “butthurt” I doth bring has never been seen since the fictional god himself forged thy mighty Jackhammer Jesus in the fires of hell.

Actually I’m in a long line of Celci, but the number is ridiculously long, so I don’t bother with it. I did finally get ordained as a Druid Priest, oh they were so happy. Whatev. And I spent 13 years undercover with the disappointingly still relevant cult my ancestor argued against so many centuries ago. They still believe that fictional mish mash they call the Bible, which I managed to get through 5 times. And every time revealed more errors. If I read fiction that bad, I’d throw it out! And they consider it holy!? Just goes to show how stupid blind faith can make a person.

Niklerog was born in Gronigen, Holland in 1969. Preferring rugby to European football, his father was forced to flee The Netherlands and seek refuge in a more rugby-tolerant society.Daren was therefore raised by his parents in Waikawa, New Zealand from the age of 5.

Daren’s father, Noel Niklerog, was a Pathologist noted in his field as having an excellent bedside manner with his patients. Daren’s mother, Estelle, was a classically trained cellist well-regarded by the music community of Waikawa as being the only local person who could identify a cello by both its appearance and sound.

From an early age, Daren was fascinated by the world’s religions noting how easy it was to fool and manipulate people who are so fearful of death that they are willing to believe the most ridiculous bullshit. First wishing to harness this power to enrich himself, Daren traveled to the United States to intern with Billy Graham’s ministries. Realizing he was incapable of pulling off a swindle as successfully as the Graham’s, Daren elected to pursue his fallback plan: acquire a liberal arts degree from an esteemed university, and spend the rest of his life struggling as an unaccomplished writer. Daren continues on this path today with his wife, son, and several minions that do his bidding on a daily basis for little or no pay.

David G. McAfee is a journalist and author of Disproving Christianity and Other Secular Writings. He has a BA in Religious Studies from UCSB and he can be contacted at David@DavidGMcAfee.com.

A lifelong non-believer (even when I was being confirmed in the Catholic Church) with a passion for word-smithing and a love of the ironic, I’ve performed comedy, run for public office and taught myself to cook all just to have something to write about. I’m a proud father, a dissatisfied resident of Ohio and (full disclosure) a devoted democrat. In my spare time, I produce videos on YouTube advancing the free-thinking mindset and exposing the hypocrisy of the radical right wing.

I was born the son of a traveling Baptist minister, and thought about going into the ministry myself. When I was in my late teens my father went to jail and in despair I left the Baptist church and somehow wound up getting baptized as a Mormon shortly there after. I went on a two-year mission for the Mormon Church, and later even got married in the temple. I have had doubts about religion for most of my life but chose to be extremely pious as a way to combat my doubts, but about two years ago I had to be honest with myself that I was having doubts and decided that the evidence supports anything true and started doing some serious searching. Almost a year ago I came out as an atheist and my wife left me about seven months ago, as of the time of this writing.

I am a Journalism student and have considered myself to be a writer as soon as I learned how to write at 6 years old. I am working on an autobiographical novel, and I author a blog and have a Youtube channel. Most of my blog entries and my videos are about my disgust with religion. My current job has nothing to do with writing, but it does pay my way through school. I am always actively writing something, and I am passionate about human rights and protecting the environment.  Following is the links to my channel and my blog.

http://www.youtube.com/user/beadheadbrassie?feature=mhee

http://thetruthissoliberating.blogspot.com/?view=classic

Brother Judas is unstable

Brother Kramer was born in a brothel, sprung forth from the loins of a jackal.
He dines on the souls of child molesting priests and shits out pentecostals.

Brother Kramer is a wild man, not to be trifled with. Amen!

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Muhammad ibn Zakariya al-Razi – while Catholic priests love to rape little altar boys, I prefer goats and other desert herding animals.  My favorite hobbies are spousal abuse (Qu’ran 4:34) and marrying 6 year old girls named Aisha then fucking them when they turn 9 years old like the Prophet Muhammad (Piss Be Upon him) did (hadith of al-Bukhari, volume 5, book 58, number 234).

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I also like washing my balls with an odd number of rocks as the hadiths in the Book of Wudu command (hadith of al-Bukhari, volume 1, book 4, number 142).  I also like calling out people who fart in Mosque.  It is a Hadath-Asghar (minor ritual impurity), and one must leave salat (prayer) to ritually cleanse himself before praying again (hadith of al-Bukhari, volume 1, book 4, number 176).  I one day aspire to strap a bomb to myself, until then I’ll just jack off to violent images of women being treated like shit.

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Writer of journalism (@Gozamos & Streetwise in Chicago) poetry, short stories, tearful diary entries & obnoxious youtube comments. Queer Skeptic Libertarianish (raised by Catholic Republican wolves) South Sider Punk. Comic book fiend & wearer of t-shirts. I dig Mosh Pits, graffiti, profanity, pussy, & pot. My personal gods include Hunters S. Thompson, the Clash, South Park, & the Mighty Morphin Monty Pythons. Peace be with you.

The good lord has made me an atheist who can use the power of satire and questionable wit to illuminate the absurdities of the religious. We strive to educate with both fact and humor.

Born in the Bible Belt, raised in the Heartland, Sister Bia is an artist, author, and philosopher living in Oklahoma. She was a founding member of the Church Of Corporeal Supremacy, and is currently the Head Bitch of SODOM.

Known by many labels, Transgenderist, Transhumanist, and Technophile, just to name a few, Sister Bia proudly puts the T in T-Girl. Most of her time is spent opposing binaries and questioning conventional thinking. You can read her blog or email her via biadellastone@gmail.com.

She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit.

With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit.

She curses like a sailor, she can kill with her stare.

Go ahead, ask her for advice.. if you dare!

Sister Xine is an Atheist that was raised Mormon. Being repressed and guilty for half of her life really kind of ticked her off. Now she voices her opinion against religion and its negative impact in constructive and sometimes comedic ways for all to enjoy and sometimes become enraged over.

An ordained Reverend in the Church of the Apathetic Agnostic, he roams the countryside half-heartedly preaching his message of man on man love, and not giving a shit about where we came from or where we’re going.