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Guilt Factories

Posted May 14, 2012 by Brother Gene

There are all types of factories in the world, many are useful and make our lives easier and more productive, but some are not only far from necessary or useful, they are deleterious to our health. I want to talk about one such factory, one I like to call “The Guilt Factory.” Religion, and in [...]

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The Magic Mormon Underwear

Posted May 7, 2012 by Sister Xine

Ahh, garments. The magical Mormon underwear. Are these for real? How did the Mormon religion grow so much if the members are required to wear this hideous underwear? Well folks, I can tell you first hand that yes, these do exist. And if you want to be a good Mormon, you must wear these every [...]

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Atheists Coming Out Series – Have Your Story Published!

Posted April 26, 2012 by Brother David

Atheists Coming Out – New Series by David G. McAfee, author, Disproving Christianity and other Secular Writings In the coming weeks, we will be publishing testimonials from atheists all over the world who have experienced coming out as a non-believer to less-than-supportive family, friends, and other loved ones. In some cases, the people featured in [...]

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Out of the closet and into hell!

Posted April 23, 2012 by Sister Mary Motherfucker

Dearest Gay- First of all, the fact that your religious family would disown you over such a small thing as sexual preference really chaps my leathery hide. I might understand if you were a rapist, catholic priest, murderer or deceitful con man…but for being gay? Such persecution by the religious is disdainful and, frankly, pathetic. [...]

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Cultural Christianity

Posted March 9, 2012 by Brother David

IN AMERICA, MOST PEOPLE IDENTIFY with the Christian religion…yet I am not convinced that those “adherents” a) know what it means to be a Christian and understand the historical and metaphorical baggage that comes with such a label, and b) actually follow the biblical teachings associated with the religion. My interest in the field of [...]

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Ask Sister Mary Motherfucker!

Posted February 13, 2012 by Reverend Duncan

Sisters and Brothers!  For those times when “Dear Abby” just ain’t gonna cut it, I give you Sister Mary Motherfucker! She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit. With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit. She loves the lord and she loves altar boys. Judging and punishing are just a few of her joys. [...]

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Help a Horny Housewife

Posted February 12, 2012 by Sister Mary Motherfucker

  Dear Horny and Going to Hell, I had to meditate on your letter for a while.  Firstly because it gave my dusty ole toy box a jump start.  And secondly because I couldn’t right away figure out exactly what the problem was.  I’m really old and miss my sex drive.  Oh goodness, I could [...]

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“Tastes Just Like Jewish Sin”
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“Tastes Just Like Jewish Sin”

Posted February 12, 2012 by Brother Bad Chad

In order to prepare for Yom Kippur, some Jewish families ritualistically transfer their “sins” to a chicken by waving it around their head 3 times. This practice is called Kapparos. They then slaughter the chickens and donate them to needy families. Nothing tastes better than a sinner chicken at a pre-Yom Kippur feast. Mmm mmm [...]

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Golden Facebook Oldies – Jackhammer Jesus

Posted February 10, 2012 by Reverend Duncan

Another stroll down memory lane with early Godswill Ministries Facebook posts. Join the forum discussion on this post

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God didn’t use a condom, why should you?

Posted January 30, 2012 by The Irreverent Reverend Ring

Where would we be if God had used a condom? Just imagine, at the moment of the big bang if all of creation had been trapped in a monolithic prophylactic and flushed down the black hole from whence it came? Could there be any clearer message that God wants you to have down and dirty, unprotected sex than to make all of creation [...]

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