There are very few people I despise more than Deepak Chopra. He convinces his impressionable followers of pseudoscience and makes millions in the process. Cal-Tech theoretical physicist professor Leonard Mlodinow just so happens to be in the audience and brings the crowd back to reality.
As I sat in a deep, scotch induced meditation the fictitious god spoke unto me. “Reverend Duncan” HE said “You shalt go forth and create a new website such that thou congregation can have an official place of non-worship. They deservith this as they are the smartest and best looking amongst all of my creations.” [...]