What we’ve got here is failure to communicate
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate
Ahh, garments. The magical Mormon underwear. Are these for real? How did the Mormon religion grow so much if the members are required to wear this hideous underwear? Well folks, I can tell you first hand that yes, these do exist. And if you want to be a good Mormon, you must wear these every [...]
Dear Lonely and Broke. If you are skilled at being lonely, being broke and compulsive masturbation you should join the priesthood! Those are the top job requirements other than a supernatural ability to suspend your sense of disbelief in the face of radically absurd bullshit. The rewards are many, including free meals and all the [...]
{ What's that you say, YWHW? Threaten to cut the kid in half and see which bitch screams the loudest? And it will be an example... } – Apr 30, 8:55 AM { Dear god/jesus/holly spirite , what ever. somebody please light my bush on fire. im waiting...... come on make me a beliver .... still waiting....... } – Apr 26, 7:38 AM
{ Ohh Dear God, Please have my wife scream my name instead of yours for once. I know you are acting through me but Im the... } – Apr 17, 9:18 AM
{ To Whom it may concern, Please give me more self control powers. I seem to not wanna stop my self from saying or texting the... } – Apr 04, 11:31 AM
{ God or gods, If you exist, please visit us mortals sometime... it gets hard to figure out which gods are real and which ones are... } – Mar 17, 10:21 AM
{ Dear god, hollow is thy name, infinite is thine non-existence, I tremble before your non-presence in fear of your nothingness and inactivity and beseech thee... } – Mar 09, 8:31 AM
{ SHIET SUCCA, Uneeds tabe prayin taME - cause ifnI DIE andICU, I'Ma gonna make YO eternity an ETERNAL DAMNATION of SUCKS BEIG TIME, BEITCH! AND... } – Mar 08, 2:35 PM
{ Dear eye in the sky, Please let me meet the horny house wife in the ask sister mary section, amen } – Mar 06, 8:49 PM { Lord, please let the demons from this omelet stay within until after I get off work tonight. } – Mar 05, 6:25 AM
{ Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM