My daily routine is disproportionately devoted to only a handful of activities. Mostly these activities include masturbation and video games, but when I’m not playing with my rumble pack I’m often pondering the many injustices in this world. But hey, I’m highly empathetic and just a little obsessive so that’s what I do. Though I’m [...]

Vatican City May 10, 2012 The discovery of Jesus Christ’s alleged tomb has been the center of much controversey since its discovery five years ago in a southern suburb of Jersusalem. However, following the release of new carbon dating data and DNA analysis, most scientists agree on the tomb’s authenticity. And while many have anxiously [...]

Okay, so did Jesus rise from the dead? Well, I asked him, and he said, “What chu talkin bout, man?” I told him politely that I wasn’t talking to him, he submitted his bill, I paid him, and he left. I resumed my prayer. Got the same answer. Hoo boy though, the believers love to [...]

We are all familiar with the common story of Easter where Jesus died after being crucified only to rise again three days later.  But few know the true story of Easter. Many wonder what rabbits and chocolate eggs have to do with Jesus coming back from the dead.  But rest assured that when you know [...]

Cartoon of Jesus working his magic on an “evil” homosexual.  Enjoy!

Despite being the incredibly intelligent pagan that I am, and in listening to what the current crop of God’s representatives are saying these days, I finally decided to venture out and ask the nearest cloud, “What the fuck is up with these Christians? They get dumber and dumber by the second! They’ll say anything to [...]

Vatican City As recently reported by this Internet journal, a resident of Louisville, Kentucky–Johnny Johnson–reportedly masturbated into a tube sock and later found the image of Jesus in the resulting stain. Locals have accepted the image as authentic, though the Catholic Church has withheld judgment until qualified investigators had the opportunity to study the jizz [...]

The still born birth of a child is a devastating loss for parents. And as these near mothers and fathers seek comfort, a movement has been growing in California to change the law regarding the issue of birth certificates. As the law now stands, only a death certificate is issued for still born babies. Some [...]

Today Brothers and Sisters, I give you DemonBuster for your viewing pleasure!  It’s a website offered free of charge by the well intentioned yet highly delusional folks at End-Time Deliverance Ministry. They assert that everyone, including christians, has demons and that they are here to help. “Would you like help from being Depressed? Abused? Afraid? Tormented? [...]

Hello my favorite heathens and degenerates, boy do I have a treat for you. It’s one part book review, and one part love letter. All neatly formatted and lovingly prepared for your consumption. I like to call it Authors You Should Know, and it’s my pleasure this week to present Christopher Moore. Now, just so [...]