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The Magic Mormon Underwear

Posted May 7, 2012 by Sister Xine

Ahh, garments. The magical Mormon underwear. Are these for real? How did the Mormon religion grow so much if the members are required to wear this hideous underwear? Well folks, I can tell you first hand that yes, these do exist. And if you want to be a good Mormon, you must wear these every [...]

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Atheists Coming Out Series – Have Your Story Published!

Posted April 26, 2012 by Brother David

Atheists Coming Out – New Series by David G. McAfee, author, Disproving Christianity and other Secular Writings In the coming weeks, we will be publishing testimonials from atheists all over the world who have experienced coming out as a non-believer to less-than-supportive family, friends, and other loved ones. In some cases, the people featured in [...]

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Out of the closet and into hell!

Posted April 23, 2012 by Sister Mary Motherfucker

Dearest Gay- First of all, the fact that your religious family would disown you over such a small thing as sexual preference really chaps my leathery hide. I might understand if you were a rapist, catholic priest, murderer or deceitful con man…but for being gay? Such persecution by the religious is disdainful and, frankly, pathetic. [...]

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Crust has Risen!

Posted April 9, 2012 by Brother Celcus

Okay, so did Jesus rise from the dead? Well, I asked him, and he said, “What chu talkin bout, man?” I told him politely that I wasn’t talking to him, he submitted his bill, I paid him, and he left. I resumed my prayer. Got the same answer. Hoo boy though, the believers love to [...]

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BREAKING NEWS! God’s First Ever Press Conference

Posted April 6, 2012 by Brother Daren

Outside The Pearly Gates, Heaven A visibly shaken and disturbed deity, God presented himself (“itself”, an unnamed source close to God corrected this reporter) for an unprecedented press conference this morning. From within a blinding light of never before seen intensity, the Almighty declared his frustration with humanity and, particularly, with the Republican candidates for [...]

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Morality Vs. Worship [Book Excerpt]

Posted April 4, 2012 by Brother David

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you [...]

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Atheists Declare War on God!

Posted March 30, 2012 by Brother Daren

In response to this very article’s headline, the president and founder of the National Organization for Democracy Under Humanism (“NODUH”), Dr. Reese O’Nabel had this to say: “I and rational persons such as myself are sick and tired of these inflammatory and erroneous headlines, as well as the demeaning terminology the media so often uses [...]

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Sacrificial Bullshit

Posted March 12, 2012 by Sister Mary Motherfucker

Dear Brother Jeff- As much as you may desire to please your false deity, I highly recommend choosing to please your neighbor instead, as he has much more power over your happiness than your god.  God doesn’t leave flaming bags of dog excrement at your front doorstep but your neighbor just might if you continue to [...]

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A Sinking Ark

Posted March 7, 2012 by Sister Xine

The message: God made a promise — and He never breaks them. The message of God as our loving Creator is reinforced in the Noah story. When the flood ended, God formed a rainbow in the sky and made a promise never to send such a flood again. Part 1 Part 2 After doing quite [...]

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The (Virgin) Birth of a Myth

Posted March 1, 2012 by Brother Razi

I knew this Catholic school girl who believed that anal sex was not violating the Church’s rules on premarital sex.  She therefore declared that she was technically a “virgin.”  Perhaps the technicalities of virginity is an argument best answered by our own Sister Mary Motherfucker: http://godswillchurch.com/ask-sister-mary-motherfucker/ The same tired argument is repeated by atheists: “there were all sorts [...]

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