Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Ahh, garments. The magical Mormon underwear. Are these for real? How did the Mormon religion grow so much if the members are required to wear this hideous underwear? Well folks, I can tell you first hand that yes, these do exist. And if you want to be a good Mormon, you must wear these every [...]
Cartoon of Jesus working his magic on an “evil” homosexual. Enjoy! Join the forum discussion on this post
Ahhhh…..the eucharist, just one more reminder that catholics are completely out of touch with reality. This video sums it up. Join the forum discussion on this post
Dear Hater. First just let me share that I’ve been on this earth for many years and have met many people. From that multitude of encounters I’ve learned that what you are feeling is completely normal. As a rule people are little more than dumb animals doing what they were trained to do by [...]
Crazy megachurch evangelist preachers are amongst the most hilarious homo sapiens . This guy has been watching way too much Flintstones while reading his bible, I guess it makes sense to meld the two stories. All of us know the dangers of faith healing, its just about as effective as wishful thinking. Watch this guy [...]
I love technology, and always have. When I was younger a trip to Radio Shack ranked somewhere above going to the movies and below getting a new Lego set for Christmas. Many of my formative years were spent dissecting abandoned appliances and tinkering with whatever new gadget I could convince my father to purchase. However [...]
It seems many religious people like to make noise. Our subject is no exception. While in a coffee house, this woman demonstrates how incoherent, racist, violent and absolutely hilarious our religious friends can be. If only I could be so lucky to experience this. Enjoy! Join the forum discussion on this post
Sisters and Brothers! For those times when “Dear Abby” just ain’t gonna cut it, I give you Sister Mary Motherfucker! She’s tough as nails, she won’t take shit. With her trusty ruler, your knuckles she’ll hit. She loves the lord and she loves altar boys. Judging and punishing are just a few of her joys. [...]
Dear Horny and Going to Hell, I had to meditate on your letter for a while. Firstly because it gave my dusty ole toy box a jump start. And secondly because I couldn’t right away figure out exactly what the problem was. I’m really old and miss my sex drive. Oh goodness, I could [...]
And the next installment of our Golden Facebook Oldies – The Pocket Altar Boy! Join the forum discussion on this post
{ What's that you say, YWHW? Threaten to cut the kid in half and see which bitch screams the loudest? And it will be an example... } – Apr 30, 8:55 AM { Dear god/jesus/holly spirite , what ever. somebody please light my bush on fire. im waiting...... come on make me a beliver .... still waiting....... } – Apr 26, 7:38 AM
{ Ohh Dear God, Please have my wife scream my name instead of yours for once. I know you are acting through me but Im the... } – Apr 17, 9:18 AM
{ To Whom it may concern, Please give me more self control powers. I seem to not wanna stop my self from saying or texting the... } – Apr 04, 11:31 AM
{ God or gods, If you exist, please visit us mortals sometime... it gets hard to figure out which gods are real and which ones are... } – Mar 17, 10:21 AM
{ Dear god, hollow is thy name, infinite is thine non-existence, I tremble before your non-presence in fear of your nothingness and inactivity and beseech thee... } – Mar 09, 8:31 AM
{ SHIET SUCCA, Uneeds tabe prayin taME - cause ifnI DIE andICU, I'Ma gonna make YO eternity an ETERNAL DAMNATION of SUCKS BEIG TIME, BEITCH! AND... } – Mar 08, 2:35 PM
{ Dear eye in the sky, Please let me meet the horny house wife in the ask sister mary section, amen } – Mar 06, 8:49 PM { Lord, please let the demons from this omelet stay within until after I get off work tonight. } – Mar 05, 6:25 AM
{ Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM