As I sat in a deep, scotch induced meditation the fictitious god spoke unto me.
“Reverend Duncan” HE said “You shalt go forth and create a new website such that thou congregation can have an official place of non-worship. They deservith this as they are the smartest and best looking amongst all of my creations.”
“Yes lord, by your command! Should this be a bukkake site featuring priests and nuns?”
“Nay” spoketh the lord “I see enough of that in churches and monasteries every day. This shall be a temple of satire, sarcasm and facts all sacrificed on the altar of entertainment for the truly enlightened among men and women – the Godswill Ministries congregation. Ye shall marginalize the silly superstitions of the world until none can speak seriously about them without looking like a complete asshole to all!”
And with that I did go forth and created this website for you Brothers and Sisters. It is just getting started with lots of great new functionality coming soon!
About the Author
The good lord has made me an atheist who can use the power of satire and questionable wit to illuminate the absurdities of the religious. We strive to educate with both fact and humor.
I welcome this new age!
So refreshing to have a house of worship impossible to profane.
Highest of praises and utmost gratitude to the fictitious god for commanding Reverend Duncan create this website! May the enlightened among us gain limitless pleasure from the satirical leadership of the good Reverend Duncan and our faultless imaginary god!
Bless this house so many may call it home.