Out with the Garbage

Recent Prayers

• Dear God { Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM
• The Irreverent Reverend Ring { Dear Lord, May you exist, and really be pissed about all the things done in your name, and cast the religious into the darkest pit... } – Feb 19, 3:56 PM
• Jim Save { Dear God, Please let me win the lotto so I may buy the land behind my house before they build another church on my street. } – Feb 19, 2:16 PM
• Ann Atheist { So, does this mean if I don't donate my prayers don't get answered?! Son of a bitch! No wonder Catholoshitsm didn't work for me! If... } – Feb 19, 11:25 AM
• Sister Bia { Dear God, Would you mind sending your daughter next time? Your son, handsome as he was, just doesn't do it for me, you know, down... } – Feb 18, 9:49 PM
• Brother Razi { Oh Lord, please help me get it up. I consumed too much of thine produce of the barley. My cup runneth over, but thy dick... } – Feb 17, 2:42 PM
• Benjamin Bruce { Oh Lord, please reveal your son's secret to six pack abs. Amen. } – Feb 16, 2:24 PM
• Job { Hey God, it's Job. Remember me? I've been reincarnated. It turns out the Hindus are onto something. Anyways, I found a book called The Bible... } – Feb 12, 10:36 PM
• Sarah { Please lord, give me a sense of peace. I really need it! } – Feb 12, 10:18 PM
• Brother Bad Chad { God, grant me the wisdom to add a photo to my profile on godswillministries.com, the serenity to not backhand fundies, and the power to hump... } – Feb 10, 2:25 PM