Out with the Garbage

Recent Prayers

• King David { What's that you say, YWHW? Threaten to cut the kid in half and see which bitch screams the loudest? And it will be an example... } – Apr 30, 8:55 AM
• Loves the name vodka slut { Dear god/jesus/holly spirite , what ever. somebody please light my bush on fire. im waiting...... come on make me a beliver .... still waiting....... } – Apr 26, 7:38 AM
• Altreg01 { Ohh Dear God, Please have my wife scream my name instead of yours for once. I know you are acting through me but Im the... } – Apr 17, 9:18 AM
• vodka slut { To Whom it may concern, Please give me more self control powers. I seem to not wanna stop my self from saying or texting the... } – Apr 04, 11:31 AM
• Brother Jonathan { God or gods, If you exist, please visit us mortals sometime... it gets hard to figure out which gods are real and which ones are... } – Mar 17, 10:21 AM
• Brother Daren { Dear god, hollow is thy name, infinite is thine non-existence, I tremble before your non-presence in fear of your nothingness and inactivity and beseech thee... } – Mar 09, 8:31 AM
• Goddamnit { SHIET SUCCA, Uneeds tabe prayin taME - cause ifnI DIE andICU, I'Ma gonna make YO eternity an ETERNAL DAMNATION of SUCKS BEIG TIME, BEITCH! AND... } – Mar 08, 2:35 PM
• Randy { Dear eye in the sky, Please let me meet the horny house wife in the ask sister mary section, amen } – Mar 06, 8:49 PM
• Adam { Lord, please let the demons from this omelet stay within until after I get off work tonight. } – Mar 05, 6:25 AM
• Dear God { Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM