Hey! What the fuck are you looking at?
I’ve not seen a better example of religious reasoning. Enjoy.
The good lord has made me an atheist who can use the power of satire and questionable wit to illuminate the absurdities of the religious. We strive to educate with both fact and humor.
{ Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM
{ Dear Lord, May you exist, and really be pissed about all the things done in your name, and cast the religious into the darkest pit... } – Feb 19, 3:56 PM
{ Dear God, Please let me win the lotto so I may buy the land behind my house before they build another church on my street. } – Feb 19, 2:16 PM
{ So, does this mean if I don't donate my prayers don't get answered?! Son of a bitch! No wonder Catholoshitsm didn't work for me! If... } – Feb 19, 11:25 AM
{ Dear God, Would you mind sending your daughter next time? Your son, handsome as he was, just doesn't do it for me, you know, down... } – Feb 18, 9:49 PM
{ Oh Lord, please help me get it up. I consumed too much of thine produce of the barley. My cup runneth over, but thy dick... } – Feb 17, 2:42 PM
{ Oh Lord, please reveal your son's secret to six pack abs. Amen. } – Feb 16, 2:24 PM
{ Hey God, it's Job. Remember me? I've been reincarnated. It turns out the Hindus are onto something. Anyways, I found a book called The Bible... } – Feb 12, 10:36 PM { Please lord, give me a sense of peace. I really need it! } – Feb 12, 10:18 PM
{ God, grant me the wisdom to add a photo to my profile on godswillministries.com, the serenity to not backhand fundies, and the power to hump... } – Feb 10, 2:25 PM
The Lord is like a little black dress. He is suited to every occasion, yet works His magic in mysterious ways. Amen.