Don’t know how it got turned around, but Dad totally loves fags.
Don’t know how it got turned around, but Dad totally loves fags.
Well it would seem that Catholic Clergy are just as susceptible to financial temptations as they are to the allure of naive young boys. According to a Reuters article internal letters at the vatican describe: The whistle-blower, Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano, sent letters directly to the Pope describing not only the long standing policies of corruption [...]
Even though this was clearly made in jest, I believe that Sara Silverman has come up with the very best idea yet for turning religion around to a good cause!
As I sat in a deep, scotch induced meditation the fictitious god spoke unto me. “Reverend Duncan” HE said “You shalt go forth and create a new website such that thou congregation can have an official place of non-worship. They deservith this as they are the smartest and best looking amongst all of my creations.” [...]
Where would we be if God had used a condom? Just imagine, at the moment of the big bang if all of creation had been trapped in a monolithic prophylactic and flushed down the black hole from whence it came? Could there be any clearer message that God wants you to have down and dirty, unprotected sex than to make all of creation [...]
Ah yes, the Jesus pain relieving bracelet. Why didn’t I think of that?
Well, we’ve all known that Muslim men treat their women like garbage. But this is the first time I’ve ever seen one being thrown out with the garbage..
Ah, without Christianity having slowed us down, where would we be today?
I’ve not seen a better example of religious reasoning. Enjoy.
Listen up all you atheists out there. Godswill has discovered that Scientology must be the true faith! They have a church located at Hollywood and Vine. How holy is that? Best of all they are a green movement, constantly recycling the souls of people from other planets. If that’s not enough, this is an even [...]
What is it with Mormons and needing to multiply? These nimrods breed like rats AND give up 10% of their earnings to their church! How the hell do they afford all of those snazzy ties?
{ What's that you say, YWHW? Threaten to cut the kid in half and see which bitch screams the loudest? And it will be an example... } – Apr 30, 8:55 AM { Dear god/jesus/holly spirite , what ever. somebody please light my bush on fire. im waiting...... come on make me a beliver .... still waiting....... } – Apr 26, 7:38 AM
{ Ohh Dear God, Please have my wife scream my name instead of yours for once. I know you are acting through me but Im the... } – Apr 17, 9:18 AM
{ To Whom it may concern, Please give me more self control powers. I seem to not wanna stop my self from saying or texting the... } – Apr 04, 11:31 AM
{ God or gods, If you exist, please visit us mortals sometime... it gets hard to figure out which gods are real and which ones are... } – Mar 17, 10:21 AM
{ Dear god, hollow is thy name, infinite is thine non-existence, I tremble before your non-presence in fear of your nothingness and inactivity and beseech thee... } – Mar 09, 8:31 AM
{ SHIET SUCCA, Uneeds tabe prayin taME - cause ifnI DIE andICU, I'Ma gonna make YO eternity an ETERNAL DAMNATION of SUCKS BEIG TIME, BEITCH! AND... } – Mar 08, 2:35 PM
{ Dear eye in the sky, Please let me meet the horny house wife in the ask sister mary section, amen } – Mar 06, 8:49 PM { Lord, please let the demons from this omelet stay within until after I get off work tonight. } – Mar 05, 6:25 AM
{ Why do I keep seeing strange lights in the sky at night and in the morning. I know YOU didn't make them, so what the... } – Feb 20, 8:59 AM