• Take Your Abortion Opinion And Flush It!

Take Your Abortion Opinion And Flush It!

  • April 5th, 2016

It’s an election year, which means, once again, I can’t go ten minutes without seeing the word “abortion” pop up in at least one headline on every news site. Even though I find it […]

  • What The Fuck Did Jesus ACTUALLY Do?

What The Fuck Did Jesus ACTUALLY Do?

Today, millions of people are waking up around this country to go to church because a few thousand years ago a group of people found an empty cave. Many of these people haven’t seen […]

  • Is It Ok To Start Talking Shit About Scalia?

Is It Ok To Start Talking Shit About Scalia?

  • March 20th, 2016

So there I was, minding my own business, when the news started scrolling across the interwebs: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia had shuffled off his bigoted moral coral and departed this world forever. Now […]

  • The Devil Is In The Plaque

The Devil Is In The Plaque

A friend of the page emailed me this news story about a Christian dentist being sued by former employees for what boils down to an uncomfortable workplace. I can’t speak for the former employees, […]

  • Why Do You Only Insult Christians?

Why Do You Only Insult Christians?

That is, by far and away, the question I get asked the most in reference to this page. Usually it is being asked of me by an angry Christian, and they usually follow it […]

  • Facebook Has A Hitler Problem

Facebook Has A Hitler Problem

  • November 22nd, 2015

As I sit here typing this, my personal Facebook account has been placed on a 30 day “time-out” by the Facebook Powers That Be which means I am unable to post any personal comments, […]

  • Star has a Question for You: Episode 4

Star has a Question for You: Episode 4

  • November 21st, 2015

The holidays are right around the corner. That means the good old War on Christmas, trite holiday memes asking everyone to pray for everything, and going home to see family. In my book, What […]

  • Your God Made You A Coward

Your God Made You A Coward

  • November 17th, 2015

I’ve been watching articles of the Paris attacks scroll across my screen as I perused the interwebs all weekend, and as people much smarter than I debate the “hows” and “whys” and “what fucking […]